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As usual, the Rude Pundit says it better than I would have:
Let's get this straight, oh, dear people of the South: the North kicked your cracker ass. You begged them to stop. You bent over and said, "No, c'mon, if we let you fuck us in the ass, will you end this?" You thought you were so fucking tough, seceding and daring the North to fuck with you ( Read more... )

If you live or know anyone who lives anywhere near the Tenn. coal ash disaster, you need to read this right now. Before lj ate my post the day after Xmas, I was writing about the 5.4 million cubic yards of coal ash sludge that is now covering hundreds of acres of Tennessee. I was going to point out how the company initially underreported the ( Read more... )

The Rude Pundit publishes his year-in-review haikus and solicits for reader submissions. None of it's quite as bleakly snappy as last year's (Worst Year So Far, Part 3: The View from the Homeland - Rats at Walter Reed / At least have homes and lower / Rates of suicide.) But hell, this year wasn't as bleak- and he gets bonus points for analogizing ( Read more... )

Goddamn I love me some Rude Pundit:
Four years ago, we were presented with a stark choice between Howard Dean and John Kerry (with poor John Edwards always the bridesmaid). Dean excited crowds, got young voters behind him, and was seen as a breath of fresh air to the whole process. He would have beaten Bush into the fuckin' ground. But the ( Read more... )

Doing the pundit rounds, and some of them are talking about the Republican debate, which I frankly don't give much of a fuck about. (I didn't care about the Democrats' debate either. IT'S MAY OF 2007 YOU CRAZY FUCKERS!) But I caught this gem on Rude Pundit:
For sheer crazed insanity, it's hard to beat when John McCain proclaimed about Osama bin ( Read more... )

Why vote against Republicans? Because fuck them. Uh- if that was too subtle for you, Republican die-hards will NOT enjoy that post.